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OUR IMPACT

The Human Fund - Vandelay Invitational
The Human Fund

Money for People

As the saying goes, we strive to give money to people. Whenever we can!

Inclusivity

Our major priority is including people. Sometimes.

Connections

Connecting people through the game of golf helps spread positivity. The Human Fund sponsors prime-time events on the Vandelay Invitational.

A Donation Has Been Made in Your Name™

Our patented, intuitive donation system makes it easy to donate or make a donation for someone else.

Wear the Ribbon Campaign - Vandelay Invitational
Wear the Ribbon Campaign

You Have to Wear the Ribbon

"I have to? See... that's why I don't want to."
All events feature a No Ribbon Bully policy.

Ethically Sourced Materials

Our partnerships with 1,000+ charities and organizations relies on our ability to deliver the purest ribbons to events around the world.

Stan the Caddy Charity Event - Vandelay Invitational
Stan the Caddy Charity Event

Good Call Stan

"Here's what you do: You bring a light-weight jacket. That way, the sun comes out, you play the jacket off the sweater."

Vandelay Ventures - Vandelay Invitational
Vandelay Ventures

Partnerships

Vandelay Industries, Brandt-Leland Investments, and the Vandelay Invitational have partnered to provide the latest insights from specialists to the 1%.

803 Investment Fund

An annual contribution of $12,500,000 to ensure that we're taking care of business.

You Know This Is My Crazy Time of Year

"It's your third day."
No crazy work schedules means more time for Xbox.

Medical For All

We don't really know how this works, or who's paying for it. But now, it's free!

Sid Fields' Elder Helpers - Vandelay Invitational
Sid Fields' Elder Helpers

Our Mission

Filled with wisdom and out-of-touch hatred built over the last 50 years, our growing list of clientele are looking to chew someone's ass. Lucky you!

Quotes from Our Clientele

"I believe that's what you do with garbage, ya idiot! "